more redneck than your cousin.
I’m sitting in the locker room at work the other morning and pete walks in:
P- “I love that bag of yours, the print is awesome.”

N- “Thanks. Realtree camo, baby. How could I pass it up?”
P- “I think it’s actually Mossy Oak, not Realtree.”
N- “I can’t really say that I can dispute that, sounds good to me.”
P- “Actually, they print the name in the print itself, I bet it says it on there.”

N- “You are such a redneck. I bet you’ve sat behind a blind of this stuff while eating a squirrel, haven’t you?”
P- “No comment.”

more fashionable than paris hilton.
I swear, every pair of cycling shoes Pete owns are white. The mountain shoes too. Oh yeah, and they’re always spotless. I think he spit-shines then while he rides.

I would say at least 50% of the time, the guy shows up to a ride with something downright ridiculous for a jersey from his old-school triathalon days. He owns a taco bell jersey. ’nuff said.

stronger than a horse.
I’m sure you’ve all heard of the Leadville 100 bike race. Did you know that the weekend after, there’s a 100-mile run?

Pete is doing both this year.

Dude is a card-carrying bad-ass, recognize.